February 2011
“In the 1998 Oscars, I found myself in the bathroom in a stall, next to Tom...”
– Tom Hanks (via dinnerinthedarkroom)
Anonymous asked: would you fuck me? 'Cause I'd fuck me
...oh hi, random porn blog following me.
That was not what I was expecting when I clicked.
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I got another heart but it got deleted because I...
My sister took me to a Britney concert when I was like…I couldn’t have been more than 10-11. She was kind of annoyed that she was OBVIOUSLY lip synching while I was whining and shocked she’d say such a thing. I told her she was totally singing and dancing at the same time.
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January 2011
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“I think I’m an abstinence symbol. If I take my shirt off people won’t have...”
– Jesse Eisenberg on being a sex symbol. My love for him grows more and more each day. (via ohaisam)
brandishindig asked: I spent my senior prom texting my friend 3 hours away because my date was busy running up some other girls skirt.
The last words I ever said to him was, "Nah, I understand. I'm happy for you. Thanks for driving me home. Don't ever talk to me again".
The last words I ever said to him was, "Nah, I understand. I'm happy for you. Thanks for driving me home. Don't ever talk to me again".
brandishindig asked: <3
brandishindig asked: <3
brandishindig asked: <3
siriuslupins asked: <3 <3 <3
blackisthecolour asked: a heart :)
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What is wrong with Twilight
herondales:
A normal person’s reaction to when someone tell you they’re 108 years old.
Bella’s reaction.
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Post a heart in my ask box. For every heart I get,...
sweethipbruisers | islovemyfriend | fredredrika
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